Hang empty Pulmozyme tubes from the tree instead of icicles.
Put hot water in your nebulizer, take the top off, and give yourself a facial.
Put a O2 cannula on the Santa on the mantle.
Wear your BiPap mask to the mall. Make eye contact with all little children.
Rub a little Mucomyst behind your ears and on your wrists before the next party you go to.
Take your flutter to the smoking area of a restaurant. Look cool as you blow.
Do an inhaled Tobramycin treatment and find someone under the Mistletoe.
Wear your 'thAIRapy' vest to the mall, including the tubes. Frequently give the 'live long and prosper' hand signal.
Act as if your percussion/vest is sexually stimulating.
Squish up fruitcake pieces in a tissue. Pretend like you coughed it up, then show it to your friends.
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